"That thing’s not vital to the crew is it?" *points to ship’s only pilot* "It speaks to me and think’s It’s clever and funny to call me "boy". Let me put It down, I’ll pilot the ship. How hard can it be?"
Basil. It looks like he’s talking about something. Probably coffee. Especially if he just woke up.
"I see you have woken me up but failed to bring me the specified beverage- as was agreed upon. How do you wish to die?" (translated from the zombie-like gibberish he speaks in the morning)
One day I will come up with a tattoo idea for Qael that isn’t a total mess